JOKES

Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators

Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long...!

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"

Author: "I'm convinced that the publishers have a conspiracy against me."
Friend: "What makes you think so?"
Author: "Ten of them have refused the same story."

Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.

A modern employer is one who is looking for men
between the ages of 25 and 30 with 40 years of experience.

Santa apne bacche junior santa kaa report card dekh ker kehta hai.
Oy itne kam marks. Ek thapad laga na chahiye.
Junior santa: ha papaji chalo maine us teacher ka gher dekha hai.

TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher

A girl was yelling in the Church after the Chapel: "Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China!"
The priest inquired: "Why must you pray so, my child?"
Girl: "That's what I've written in my answer sheet in the examination!"

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