JOKES

Q. Doctor: Kya App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
A. Man : Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.

Q. What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE ?
A. In both cases you feel 'aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta'

Q. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaaye bataiye.
A. Sadhu bola , saale, Upaaye hota to main sadhu kyoon

Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly. "Why are you crying?" Bob asked. "I came here for a blood test," sobbed Bill. "So? Are you afraid?" "No. For the blood test, they cut my finger. As Bob heard this, he immediately began crying profusely. Astonished, Bill stopped his tears and asked Bob, "Why are you crying now?" To which Bob replied, "I came for a urine test!"

Patni- shadi se pahle aap roj gift dete they, par ab nahi dete, kyu?
Pati: kabhi tumne machuware ko machli pakadne ke baad usey dana dalte dekha hai kya?

Santa: Oye bhutni ke gadi itni tej kyu chala raha hai.
Banta: Abe Santa, Hum acchident hone se pehle gher pahunch jaye isliye.
Santa:Per kyu
Banta: Kunki gadi ka break fail ho gaya hai.

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